Unoriginal, boring, and not really any meritorious qualities to mention here. Animation was great though, and the previous qualities stated i have realized are actually intention and part of the gimmick Jaltoid represents (inferred from their other works on their youtube channel)... their consistent nature shines through and through. others are a bit blind to this but that's ok.

Very enjoyable, i liked it very much. Animation and art stellar as always. Love your style and how it resonates with the true Kill la Kill vibe even as a work of parody. Looking forward to your future works!

y'all dnt kno art k?
first song was btyful 2 my ears

not buttkissing btw i actually find it hard to create visualizers to audio
guess some aren't use to the first song's genre (genre is "btyful")
but yeah nice job bro

THIS GAME MAD LIT GHEEEEZ I DONT EVEN TEND TO PLAY GAMES LIKE THESE BUT THIS GOT ME HOOKED FEELING LIKE IM MF JOHN WICK OR SMTH U FEEL ME??? GOTDAM!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥RAGHHHH🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ YOU RIGHT THERE 🫵🫵🫵 YES, YOU 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵 WHY ARE YOU SPENDING TIME READING THIS REVIEW📖⌚⌛⏲️???? BLAST AWAY YOU NINCOMPOOP 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

the defining moment of my childhood.

I believe it was this one. the naive 8 year old boy i was, i clicked on this game believing it to be a harmless anime girl gallery of sorts. no the phrase 'meet'n'fuck' did not pose any sort of threat upon my innocence, i was incapable of properly processing any such complex contraction that wasn't "isn't, can't, didn't" etc. and "meet'n'fuck" had two apostrophes, so what can i say? i didnt want to squander with the implications. you click before you read sometimes

but oh boy, did this game change my life forever. i will never know if, in my natural journey of exploring my prepubescent urges, i would have turned to japanese-style depictions of women, or gone the more typical route of documented live action performance. then again, is there a statistic which vouches for which medium indeed proves more typical?

either way, i found myself here, alone in the house on a wednesday, tuesday, or monday night (who cares?), 5 minutes in and immediately experiencing the shocking revelation that i had sparked a flame within me.

"y dafuq my pp so hard?" i looked down, dumbfounded at the bone i had suddenly grown. it was a foreign phenomenon, a profound discovery. i alternated my sight between the 2009 dell laptop screen and this newly-generated limb, but in disgust relented and fixated upon the glorious scene of a blond anime girl with the biggest tiddies i had ever seen gracing me with her open legs to reveal her vaginal opening. up to that point i had not picked up on the allusions illustrated by the dialogue leading up to this fateful encounter, i regarded them simply as walls of texts, sifting through them to see if i was going to be able to shoot some zombies or something soon enough.

i peeped the first green button. it looked like a brown chewed dog bone. "is this woman a dog i am going to feed?" i thought to myself. good Lord have mercy on my then pure soul. the protagonist's significant member protruded immediately from the right, moving into frame and inserting itself into her wondrous paradise ever so swiftly, accompanied by the cry of pleasure signature to probably every woman that existed in this perfect, meet'n'fuck universe. God bless the fact there was no one home. own earphones, i did not, and my laptop speakers blared unashamed, professing this cry for the world of my little home to be heard.

the rest is history. within a week, using the few moments i yielded freedom from the rest of my family, i played through all the games. but do not be mistaken - not a single time did i supersede my naivety to touch my pp, let alone stroke it to the motions demonstrated in this game. no, i played the whole series as a young critic, curiously expanding my knowledge of this universe i had discovered. the kingdom, then the cruise, then the undercover mission around the world - it was all to build the story in my head, not to wank off to some phat ass and some thicc tiddies.

it was a seed (no pun intended) nonetheless which was planted into my cerebrum to grow and blossom at the nigh age of 10, 2 years later, when i finally got my hands on a smartphone (not my own - i ended up attaining one myself at the humble age of 14) and figured out how to play flash games on it, and thusly excavated into the household washroom to do the self-inflicted dirty.

i never turned back since. thank you, VadimGoD. a god indeed.

i loved every SECOND, every MINUTE, and every breaking moment of this game that included its fabulous gameplay. the counting upwards function was very useful in measuring your amount of failures to hit them. The fact there is no penalty only leaves us, the players, to decide what our loss is. It is eye-opening. In addition, the animation is stellar. A great improvement I suggest would be to place the holes in a more orthodox fashion, implementing a more linear element to the game's aesthetic. Excellent work, thank you for the game.

THIS GOT ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY

You're so good in Pixitracker.